Thing about Pokemon is...

You know what I realized? Pokemon is like dog fights or cock fights! Here's what happens - you get an animal that is forced to live in small living quarters, then you train the animal to fight! And not only for sport - no that would be piontless. Let's fight them for cash and expensive metal!

I mean, imagine it - poor little Pikachu having rocks throw at it because it's his weakness? The fuck?

And little Charmander - apparently if it's flame goes out it dies -

"Squirtles use Hydro Pump!"

And they fight and fight and fight until the faint and are forced to go to hosiptals - medical care must be cheap in Japan.

And if that wasn't enough you go on to travel the wild to capture and enslave other Pokemon and you train them to fight. Picture a cute little Pidgey skipping along and all of a sudden - a big as lighting bolt gets you and next thing you know your forced to fight. Not to mention I really think Pokeballs really just add insult to injury.

Stop Pokemon abuse now! *Que Sara Mclachlan ballad*

- Jara