Saturday, January 8, 2011

Oh, Disney Princess. You dirty, dirty whore.

Watching how empowered the princess was in "Tangled" and how independent the princess was in "The Princess and the Frog" I couldn't help but think about how whiny and bitchy those older Disney princess' are. Here's my opinion on each one.

1. Snow White (Snow White) - You were so beautiful you had to be murdered. I mean it's the only way. So, she walks into the lives of seven men, tells them how disgusting they are, and moves in only to clean the cottage and gay up the place. Well, at least she knew her place right?

2. Jasmine (Aladdin) - While at times you were fierce and the H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch In Charge), you weren't above throwing all that way to sex it up with Jafar and create a diversion. Amazing how Aladdin had to prove himself MORE after you found out he wasn't rich. But, you were smart enough to see through his act so good for you Glen Coco.

3. Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) - Uh, other then the fact that your character was created to lack the mental capacity to fight off a witch, nothing was really your fault. I'm not quite sure how you fell in love so fast. Being 16, your hormones must have drove you nuts.

4. Ariel (The Little Mermaid) - You are the WORST offender on this list. You fell in love with someone without even ever talking to him, them you get some voodoo plastic surgery and gave up your amazing singing voice all to be with a guy you don't even know. Not to mention you risked an entire underwater kingdom for it. I guess she proved one thing - men fall in love with woman you know when to keep quiet.

Now, I give major props to Belle (The Beauty and the Beast). She truly fell in love with an animal and made a true man come from inside his awful soul - and at the end of the day any woman who can do that for any man, well, she's an amazing lady. Also, he fell in love with her and wanted to change for her, too.

I'm so glad Disney has created and greatly improved their female characters. Unfortunately, from a recent article I read, it it may be a while before we see another princes movie.



Also, I added the picture with the men of Disney for shits an giggles.

Please comment and me know what you think.

- Jara

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